[If the initial bout of stammering is any indication, she's trying to come up with some way she can object to this. And it's not going well. It's eventually cut off with something sounding a lot more defeated and sulking.]
...fine.
But know that I intend to return the gesture in kind!
[Nevermind that's not how any of this works and that is a terrible threat.]
[Sokka would have to do a lot worse than this for her to punch him. Or a lot better. Context is everything.
Either way, she's at least plenty informative about why she's taking some offense, here.]
I would appreciate it if you did not joke about such things in the future! If I present anyone with a gift, it is not an empty gesture! I have every intention of selecting only what I believe they will cherish!
[Weapons. It's usually weapons. Or armor. Sometimes both. She's a little biased in her decision making, but at least she puts her heart into it, right?]
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...fine.
But know that I intend to return the gesture in kind!
[Nevermind that's not how any of this works and that is a terrible threat.]
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[LOOMA WHY DO YOU MAKE PROMISES LIKE THEY'RE THREATS. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. ]
But hey, if you like, but I don't expect anything. Because, again, friendship.
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SUDDENLY SO DEFENSIVE wow]
What's wrong with my gifts?!
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NOTHING! Not a thing at all! It was the tone- I was telling a joke???
[PLEASE DON'T PUNCH HIM D:]
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Either way, she's at least plenty informative about why she's taking some offense, here.]
I would appreciate it if you did not joke about such things in the future! If I present anyone with a gift, it is not an empty gesture! I have every intention of selecting only what I believe they will cherish!
[Weapons. It's usually weapons. Or armor. Sometimes both. She's a little biased in her decision making, but at least she puts her heart into it, right?]
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Okay, I know you will. I'm sure you'd give out the best present ever, that'd be really cherished. I know I sure would. If I got a present, I mean.
...Not telling you to do that, of course. Just saying. In theory. I would love it.