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[alwayscomeback]

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FROM: SUBJECT: THOR Sokka - what supplies are we lowest on? KATARA Hey Sokka. Aang's here. THOR Sokka, hello. JUSTICE Are you the Captain of the Blue Fish? SHIRO Hello, Sokka. Do you have a second? RIONA Oh wondrous captain... AERITH Captain. I'm on the planet, with the Bloodsport. MAGLOR Good meeting... ah, that is, Hello... BEVERLY Sokka, do you have a moment? ALLEN Sokka! Sokka you awake? KATARA Wanna go to the masquerade with me? KATARA So. Zuko's mom, huh? RIONA Sokka, do you have a furnace? ZUKO I'm ready when you are... ALLEN So Robb's been handing out guns... CLAY Hey Sokka? ALLEN Sokka, do you have any idea why the blender is in pieces? ALEX GIFTS TOPH PRESENT TIME BELTH Hello. I just thought I would inform you... ALLEN Hey! TOPH [SCREAMING] ALLEN Hey... TOPH I'll keep quiet. KATARA I'm bored. INO Hey Sokka! ALLEN Ugh...There's something I need to tell you. KATARA Okay, so. I did something... SUKI Sokka, please tell me you're okay KATARA What kind of name is Bloodsport for a ship? ALLEN Hello Sokka.

TO: SUBJECT: THOR What the heck. What the heck, Thor? LOOMA Princess Looma Red Wind, I, Sokka of.... KEITH Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Keith, it's Sokka. You got a minute? I've got some questions. KATIE Okay, LOOK. I gave you an apology! An actual apology!!!! RIONA Hey, you around? I wanted to check up on you. SANSA So. Has your brother always been difficult or is this a pretty new thing? ALLEN Hey. Weird question. ASHA Your brother's being really unhelpful, but I lost a bet so here I am. THEON I lost a bet and have to check if you and your sister are actually still alive. RIONA Guess who's awesome and has made you the best shield that could ever be? RIONA Hey Riona. Saw you talking to the new guy... MAX Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Max KATARA Hey, Katara, what's long, fast and made of wood? ALLEN So. That was a whole lot of angry that happened. SUKI So today I saw the most beautiful pilot in the world. SUKI So, as promised!

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Comments

[alwayscomeback]

[He echoes that laugh. ]

Then yes, yes I absolutely have. Has it turned up with your stuff?

[bryces_pup]

It turned up in Alistair's mouth.

[alwayscomeback]

...

Um.

How?

Actually, don't tell me if this is some weird kinky sex thing because I don't wanna know and you can keep it.

[bryces_pup]

[...maker why. Why are you like this Sokka]

SOKKA!

Maker's breath, no! Just because we're- [There's a bit of a sputter before she manages to compose herself.] He has it because Atroma turned him into a dog!

[alwayscomeback]

[Because he's Sokka, that's why. He laughs. ]

What? What? It's a normal conclusion to draw! More normal than "oh Alistair's been turned into a dog".

Wait. Alistair's been turned into a dog?!!

[bryces_pup]

[The urge to facepalm is rising and rising fast. Oh, Sokka. You're lucky she loves you. Though she's surprised he hasn't seen Alistair bounding about as a dog yet. Then again, maybe he mistook him for Kiter.]

Yes, he's been turned into a dog. I guess Atroma decided to run with the "king of the doglords" joke.

[alwayscomeback]

Woooow. That's sure a thing. They're getting more and more random with the glitches lately.

You okay? I mean, it's gotta be weird. Can he talk?

[bryces_pup]

They certainly are flexing their creativity muscles. [And she sounds just so THRILLED about it.] It's quite weird and no, he can't talk. But he still has his intelligence, so I can still communciate with him.

[alwayscomeback]

I mean, at least you're not hearing your husband's voice coming out of a dog, but it's still creepy. Thanks for upping the creep factor, Atroma, you always know how to give us a good time.

[bryces_pup]

Thank the Maker for small favors. I'm not sure how I'd manage that. And now I just have to wait it out until he returns to normal. So if you see a dog that looks like Kiter but doesn't respond to that name, you know who it is.

[alwayscomeback]

Duly noted. I'll do my very best not to be weirded out by it. Him. But if you need human company while he's uh...fido, you know where to find me.

[bryces_pup]

He's rather cute, all things considered. But thank you for the offer. Maker knows I'll need it.

[alwayscomeback]

No problem. Always glad to help you guys from going crazy.